Is Paul HOT or NOT?
It's the internet sensation of the moment! "AmIHotOrNot.com", the brainchild of a couple of sad American gits, allows members of the public to put up a flattering picture and let their fellow citizens score them out of ten! It's simple yet ingenious and oddly addictive. As such it appealed to me like you wouldn't know.
The results then...
submitted this picture, which shows me at my most
relaxed. Sporting a half-smile, I am squinting severly as
I am facing into the sun. It's debatable how
representative this picture is, but still...
A total of 330 people rated you."
|Then I put up this recent
portrait of me against the Tenerifian skyline. This one
looks a bit more like me, except that I am poncing
A total of 265 people rated you."
|Then, just for shits and
giggles, this 1998 effort of "me, much-pissed, with
A total of 305 people rated you."
|Didn't bother again for
about a year, during which time the site changed its name
from "amihotornot.com" to simply
"hotornot.com". Tried again with the latest
picture of me in Virginia Woolf's old garden and got my
best mark yet...
A total of 147 people rated you."
In conclusion I'd like to point out (for the sake of anyone who, like Adrian Mulhall, might not get the irony of this page) that I don't believe a word of this. I am quite well aware that I'm not better looking than 93% of men; 33 years of looking the way I do have drilled this fact into me.